Friday, April 28, 2006

bleh...










i truly feel as though the gods/goddesses are conspiring against me...and you know, i don't think this is just my typical persecution complex/paranoid neuroses thingy going on...i am slightly befuddled by why this week has been proceeding in the manner it has...i have wracked my brain for whether i had intentionally cut someone off in traffic, flipped someone the bird, said particularly unkind things or just expressed utter ill-will toward another and actually i have been a pretty kind person this week...additionally, it is been beautiful weather and i have made a concerted effort to be positive, but shitty things keep happening...it started with the car doing not so nice things that got progressively worse...(things that i believe are going to be quite expensive)...then i got some kinda bad/unsettling news...then i lost a favorite earring...then having to drive over 600 miles this week when the price of gas is nearly 3.00/gal...then... saw the oilers blow a lead which would have brought them that much closer to putting an end to those annoying redwings...and now this is the absolute worst and most alarmingly, upsetting thing...my computer got a god damn virus and the most insidious kind that has nearly pushed me over the edge...yes, the dreaded adware-pop-up-motherf*cking-son of bitch- make my life miserable virus...it's true...you know i think of all those damn people and their happy little macs and i just want to smack them all...especially my more than smug partner who just looks at me and says "yeah, that's why i hate pcs...man, am i happy i have a mac"...in fact as a labor of love and being the true martyr i am, i have been attempting to write my prose of pity while closing nearly 60 pop-ups in just this brief 10 mins that i have been typing...so screw the impoverished(which, by the way i am nearly one), and the homeless, and the street-urchin olivers of the world...i my lovelies, now know true suffering...i have downloaded and installed untold numbers of scanning/cleaning/anti-spyware fixits in the last few days...currently, i am sitting here, in the middle of the night, trying to keep my poor, heavy-lidded eyes open as i await, once again, the results of yet another malware cleaner-upper...damnit, brangelina, i should be your latest charity endeavor...if you both really cared about humanity, you would send me a mac mini NOW...haven't i suffered enough???!!!

4 Comments:

Blogger mindlessgirl said...

go shopping...and drink up...oh and get a massage...just kidding...not about the shopping and the massage however as i an incredible whore of consumerism (when i have the cash that is...)...
i guess i would say shut the f*ck up and be happy you aren't living in darfur having just witnessed your whole family being slaughtered...
or i may say...in the future change the oil in car often, save your money and buy a mac mini and keep better track of your shit!

2:41 PM  
Blogger Happy Little Atom said...

I say "sorry, doll." It doesn't matter that other people have it worse off than us. When we have it bad, we have it bad and no amount of martinis can change that! (Or wait, CAN THEY???? - said in spooky thriller voice....)

3:52 PM  
Blogger brett said...

serenity now, serenity now....

all i can say is - grab the credit card, hit the internet (on said non virused mac) and buy a ticket to barbados for 3 days.

seriously!

do it!

or go to vegas and stay at the gold spike!

11:09 AM  
Blogger mindlessgirl said...

that sounds like the perfect way to spend my birthday in addition to getting over my string of bad luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the inspiration and coping suggestions, bretty!!
xoxoxoxox

3:56 PM  

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