Thursday, March 30, 2006

lazy ass...


have been feeling much too brain dead/lazy to come up with my own, inspired (and i use that term loosely) posts of late...and now that i have nearly fallen into a food coma from eating at the local greeeezy spoon i am definitely not feeling inspired, so...tonight's reflection will be on this little tid-bit of world news that caught my attention...

Is Hatcher Worshiping 'Idol''s Seacrest?

Is "Desperate Housewives" star TERI HATCHER making sweet music with "American Idol" host RYAN SEACREST?

In the new issue of US Weekly, on newsstands Friday, the magazine reports that the two may be romantically involved after the couple was spotted being very affectionate toward one another at a Malibu, CA, restaurant last weekend."


hahahahahahaha...those silly publicists...they may have thought they pulled one over us re the whole tom and katie thing, but there is no way in hell those bitches are selling me on this one...my conspiracy theory is both teri and katie are beards for tom's and ryan's union..."seacrest out"...or should i say back in the closet???!!!...

8 Comments:

Blogger LeLo in NoPo said...

Damn! You used the term beard before I could!
Total beard.
Total.

Seeing them kiss gives me the willies. Icky poo.

Let's take note he's wearing a suit jacket and nice shoes on the beach. Right.

10:42 PM  
Blogger mindlessgirl said...

my point,exactly...the shoes and jacket alone give it away ...totally staged...

pssst...i love using the term "beard"...

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Superinkygirl said...

Wait.
You guys are kidding, right?
Teri & Ryan's love is so real, it's so beautiful.
C'mon!

12:38 AM  
Blogger jds said...

That title is fan-dam-tastic. "Hatcher Worshiping Idol's Seascrest"!!!

This whole thing is a desperation effort by the Seacrest publicity machine still hurting after the latest RS has him on the jacket of a book entitled "What About Me?" He couldn't even get in a picture with the three judges, so they put him on US instead.

9:05 AM  
Blogger mindlessgirl said...

ha...man, his publicist sure is earning his/her keep...trying to keep seacrest in the public eye and making him appear straight at the sametime...
and... that whole kiss just looks like seacrest is afraid to catch girl cooties...
anyway, he is a douche and thus, i am now obsessed with his next move, altho i still cannot bring myself to watching the idol...

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

have you seen teri's face? its a stretchy nightmare.

4:36 PM  
Blogger happy little atom said...

okay, I don't even know who this guy is. But after reading ya'll's posts, I don't think me needs to know!

8:09 PM  
Blogger Take-Some-Advice said...

Mental picture: I was just wondering this as I read your stolen column does he use his famous line after pulling out of Ms. Hatcher's .....ummm driveway??

4:06 PM  

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