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ENOUGH, already!...am seriously going to wretch or perhaps even be pushed to a psychotic break if i hear anything more about the
O S C A R S aka hollywood's big night...i maybe the only person on the face of this earth that couldn't (A) give two shits and (B) couldn't give one shit about it...you know there was a time when it was kinda fun to hear the pre-buzz or perhaps even glimpse at the show off and on...the pre-show was a trip when kathy g. did it...but now... isaac mizrahi...please and also that damn mary hart...they alone drive me to pulling out my eyelashes...the thing is i am sick and tired of hearing about it...i am sick and tired of hearing about brokeback mtn....pride & prejudice(good lord, hasn't that been made and remade enough, seriously how many times can one sit through yet another movie with yet another doe-eyed brit staring off or acting ever so clever)...i am sick of all of it (but those two movies in particular)...every god damn place i go, every tv channel, each damn episode of morning edition and all things considered, terry gross all week, every freakin' radio station...UGGGHHHHHHH...and now I am talking about it...lord knows i adore jon stewart...but i can't, nay, i won't do it...perhaps i will actually pick up a book this evening or better yet, mikey and i can, well, talk or something instead...
oh shit, just looked at the time...gotta run and grab some dinner, the oscars are on in less than an hour...


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