Sunday, April 23, 2006

giggle for the day...


famous people are so silly...
it would appear that brangelina forgot that in receiving a bagillion dollars to be worshipped they sold their rights to privacy...in the midst of all the craziness in the world i found the following press release particularly giggle-fit inspiring in between random bouts of gagging...


"We love Africa and to be here in Namibia with our family is very special for us...To the local people who have been so kind and gracious, thank you for making us feel at home."As for the press, we kindly ask for privacy so that we can enjoy this beautiful country with our children."
i particularly was tickled by the closing sentence in this priceless piece of journalism:
'The Sunday Times said Jolie and Pitt were spotted last week at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet with her children, Maddox and Zahara, and then went to a pet store to buy a turtle."

3 Comments:

Blogger mindlessgirl said...

what...you wouldn't go to namibia for the kfc?

5:34 PM  
Blogger jds said...

Not just KFC, but a "KFC outlet." We're talking seconds, last season's breasts and thighs, and returns. Now that's amazing!

I actually broke my vegetarian streak (it was only a year and a half) with a "Streetwise 5" at a KFC in Lesotho (SE of Namibia). As you can imagine, the Streetwise 5 was 5 pieces of African grade fried chicken in a tub. Worst decision of my life. Didn't eat again for...you guessed it: 5 days. Spent that time right close to the outhouse. Oh it pains me just to think about it. Can't imagine Brangelina faired much better.

12:48 PM  
Blogger mindlessgirl said...

ok, i don't know what is making me pee my pants more...the idea of a kfc outlet and the whole parts "seconds" or getting a "streetwise 5" in lesotho...

3:26 PM  

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