Sunday, April 23, 2006

giggle for the day...

famous people are so silly...
it would appear that brangelina forgot that in receiving a bagillion dollars to be worshipped they sold their rights to the midst of all the craziness in the world i found the following press release particularly giggle-fit inspiring in between random bouts of gagging...

"We love Africa and to be here in Namibia with our family is very special for us...To the local people who have been so kind and gracious, thank you for making us feel at home."As for the press, we kindly ask for privacy so that we can enjoy this beautiful country with our children."
i particularly was tickled by the closing sentence in this priceless piece of journalism:
'The Sunday Times said Jolie and Pitt were spotted last week at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet with her children, Maddox and Zahara, and then went to a pet store to buy a turtle."


Blogger Mister_Dog said...

now this is what I am talking about! If I found an article on PittJolie, I would have completely missed the point. I mean, I might have felt it in my chest, but as soon as I moved to the next story, the feeling of wrong around PittJolie would gone, like the light from an extinguished candle.

But alas, Mindless In Montpelier sharpens the story, stepping back in perspective to show how alarmingly absurd the ordinary events of life have become.

omg... **barf****hurl**hurrrrrrrrrrrrl** This sounds like something I would have written for a high school English paper... what did you do to me here?!?!?!?!?

4:58 PM  
Blogger Mister_Dog said...

Sorry for hogging your blog replies here, but I wanted to tell you the KFC thing really is beyond the pale... well I guess they HAVE the pail, but PittJolie going there in public during their special ahfreeka time is ... well, it just goes to show... I am not yet cleared for shooting at what it shows... cuz I could accidently kill bystanders that are friendly. But it definitely shows SOMETHING!

5:04 PM  
Blogger mindlessgirl said... wouldn't go to namibia for the kfc?

5:34 PM  
Blogger jds said...

Not just KFC, but a "KFC outlet." We're talking seconds, last season's breasts and thighs, and returns. Now that's amazing!

I actually broke my vegetarian streak (it was only a year and a half) with a "Streetwise 5" at a KFC in Lesotho (SE of Namibia). As you can imagine, the Streetwise 5 was 5 pieces of African grade fried chicken in a tub. Worst decision of my life. Didn't eat again guessed it: 5 days. Spent that time right close to the outhouse. Oh it pains me just to think about it. Can't imagine Brangelina faired much better.

12:48 PM  
Blogger mindlessgirl said...

ok, i don't know what is making me pee my pants more...the idea of a kfc outlet and the whole parts "seconds" or getting a "streetwise 5" in lesotho...

3:26 PM  

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