Wednesday, April 19, 2006

God Bless America!


praise be to L RON, unto him a child is born...that's right kiddles, suri cruise, silently and oh so superiorily entered our world yesterday...now tom can pull a michael jackson, buy katie a seperate dwelling, and run around the world with his spawn sans his mate...



oh my it has been so long...i have no excuses and must accept the scoldings that i have received for my 2 week lapse...am flipping through the catalogs of my mind to recollect what all has been going on...but you know, it would just me blathering on about some banal blah blah about "ooo look at me" "ooo i am so busy...i am so special..." BLECK, am just kicking in the gag reflex over that prospect...so instead i will skip the tedium of self-importance (at least for today) and instead share with you the really big exciting world happenings...ready kiddies, LET'S GO (obscure reference to early 80s canadian kids show...never mind)...

*so, ol "chubbsie the prolific sweater" aka Scott McClellan stepped-down today...damn, that boy mcClellan was the master of saying lots of NOTHING...what will Bush do without his poster child for double speak...


*stand by your man...yeah, the rummy/bush love story continues as we continue to spiral into the greatest clusterf*uck in our history...nothing promises diaster more than arrogant old white men...for christ's sake boys, put down the viagra and let people who really know what they are doing handle this colossal assfest.



*ooo, speaking of assfests...the super-race of brangelina should be gracing us soon...yeah, hmmmm...will the adoptee pitt-jolies be pawned off on the nannies so they can focus on their own special brand of pure magnificance? will angelina finally work through her daddy issues? stay tuned...

2 Comments:

Blogger Mister_Dog said...

I am adding your blog to my list of real news sources. It's the same list I have The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, DemocracyNow, Al Jazeera English website, TimesArgus, and Vermont NORML.

5:57 PM  
Blogger mindlessgirl said...

once again, you so do flatter...luckily i know sarcasm...thanks mrD...

7:54 PM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

Site Meter